WHAT DO WE WANT? BREXIT! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? ER, NOT JUST YET…
Government spokesman admits he’d hoped people would have forgotten about it by now
THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN coming under pressure from Brexit campaigners to trigger article 50 now and get Britain out of the EU immediately.
Sybil Sendemome, 56 an unemployed, sorry a housewife of Basildon, said, "I can't believe how the PM is fudging this. We voted to leave and yet we're still in it. We need to leave now and then we can starts sending all these Polish and Asians and Africans and anyone not white who don't do things like what we like them, back home.”
“We've been pushed around long enough. I mean, Just look at the economy, it's being damaged everyday we're still in the EU."
A government spokesman gave the following measured response, "Bloody hell are they still banging on about that? We were hoping they'd have forgotten by now. If only England had won the Euros they could have focused on that instead.”
“Truth is we're looking to delay this logistical nightmare as long as we can to enable people to helpfully forget it ever happened, we were hoping for a leave date of around 2035. I mean, just look at the economy, it's been damaged every day since the vote."