TRUMP SOUNDS WARNING OVER CLARE BALDING ‘COPYCAT’ HAIRSTYLE
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IMPERIAL OVERLORD DARTH TRUMP this week signalled to the world the tough line that he will take with foreign usurpers by declaring war on the BBC!
"I don't know about you my fellow ‘muricans, but I have had enough of ‘murican culture being stolen and denigrated, and I am not going to stand for it any longer!" He told a baying crowd of supporters at a local Taco Bell.
"I intend to lay down a marker, a line in the sand, and I am going to show the world what happens when you cross that line, and you mess with the United States of ‘murica!"
"It has been brought to my attention that some she devil from Englandshire has stolen my imperial barnet! This will not stand, this slur on our nation, and intend to crush the Queen and all the cups of tea in the world unless this blasphemous wretch is handed over for me to give to Jabba the Hutt to throw in the big hole thing with, er, you know, the teeth and that. God Bless ‘Murica!"
BBC reporter Clare Balding refused to answer questions that she had styled her hair on the lustrous Trump hair.