REPATRIATION CATAPULT INSTALLED AT DOVER TO AID BRITISH ECONOMY WOES
Filthy European diet demand pushes up prices
AS INFLATION hit its highest level for eighteen months Brexit campaigners denied it was the fault of the referendum vote which set the UK on course to leave the EU.
Spokesman Al White said, "This news is totally unrelated to Brexit."
"In fact it is actually the fault of the EU that British inflation is going up. It’s the increase in immigration to the UK which has led to an increase in consumption of garlic, sauerkraut, pasta and decomposing rats and ants, or whatever these filthy Europeans eats, which has led to an increase in demand to import these things thus pushing prices up."
Good news is on the horizon though, "Once we build our repatriation catapult at Dover we can start slinging the parasites back over the channel, then finally our country will be ours again and we can put the Great back in Britain, building a nation based on Victorian values like rickets, gin addiction, child poverty and typhoid."