PM: “PROPERTY RULE CHANGE TO TACKLE CORRUPTION”
New laws restrict property ownership in UK
The prime minister today announced changes in property law to tackle corruption.
Downing Street announced sweeping changes to "correct decades of enablement".
Mr Cameron said, "From now on only peers, people who went to Public School, the nouveau riche and foreign oligarchs including arms dealers will be allowed to own property in the UK.”
“I was appalled to discover we had been masquerading under a level playing field allowing any Tom, Dick or Harry, sorry Sam quite right, or Harriet to buy and own property. We in the Tory party know that the proletariat are happy to know their place bowing and scraping for a horse shit sandwich a day and that privileges such as property ownership will simply confuse them. And stop us making more money.”
“God bless the working classes, we know what's best for them and under us they've never had it so good!"