OLDHAM MAN BLAMES IMMIGRATION FOR HEARTBREAKING FAREWELL TO PASSWORD
AN OFFICE WORKER from Oldham has expressed his heartbreak at being forced to separate from his beloved password.
But Kevin Gimlet, 34, has spoken of his belief that uncontrolled immigration has left him having to change the password to log on to his work’s IT system.
“It’s a cruel end,” blubs Gimlet who says he’s never felt this way about a password before. “Our time together was precious. I don’t know why people want to tear us apart like this.”
“If it wasn’t for all those bloody migrants coming over here taking our passwords, we wouldn’t have to keep changing every five minutes. That’s why I voted to leave the EU. Farage is the only man talking any sense on this issue.”
“That password was beautiful. It was like an extension of me. We’d not been together long but I knew everything about it. Apart from the last three characters which I usually had to check.”
“It’s a standard policy,” said Graham Geek, IT technician. “The system prompts you to change every three months for security reasons.”
Gimlet says he’s been forced to make a new start with an updated password and says he’s trying to move on and make it work.