NIGEL FARAGE UNABLE TO VOTE AS HE CAN’T FIND WAY TO POLLING STATION
UKIP Leader doesn’t recognise this Country any more
UKIP Leader Nigel Farage has been left unable to cast his vote today due to not being able to find his way to his polling station. The prominent Leave campaigner has been unable to locate his designated polling station due to the ‘constantly changing landscape and shifting nature of the fabric of the UK brought about by uncontrolled immigration.’
“I just don’t recognise where it is anymore,” complained Nigel. “It used to be simple, you walked down the High Street, turned left and there it was but now someone’s opened a bloody Greek restaurant on the corner and I get lost. I just don’t recognise my own town anymore.”
A spokesperson for the Leave campaign said they were disappointed Nigel’s vote wouldn’t be cast.
“It’s a disaster, but it’s what you get when you allow uncontrolled immigration. Nobody can find their way around the country anymore, the UK has altered beyond all recognition.”
“It’s the first time Nigel hasn’t been able to vote in an election since that pilot tried to off him in 2010.”