LEAVING EU WOULD AWAKEN ANCIENT SLEEPING MONSTERS WARNS OSBORNE
Chancellor worried by demonic threat caused by Brexit
George Osborne has warned that leaving the EU would awaken ancient sleeping monsters in the UK following a coded warning in a childhood story from his Mother.
The Chancellor has been making increasingly conflated claims in the last few weeks warning of the dangers of Britain’s exit from the EU but he appears to have played his strongest card yet with a warning of ‘ancient demonic monsters rampaging through the towns and cities of the UK.’
A spokesperson from Osborne’s treasury team said, “George is seriously worried about the threat of awakening monsters from the supernatural world by exiting the EU. His Mother once read him a story full of demonic creatures and it’s been embedded in his subconscious ever since. He’s convinced that leaving the EU would trigger their awakening and lead to misery and suffering for all UK residents.”
But Boris Johnson and the Leave campaign consider these claims to be exaggerated as a Brexit campaigner stated:
“This comes hot on the heels of his punishment budget warning and nobody was taking that very seriously.”
“Boris acknowledges there will be a small reaction to leaving the EU with possibly some werewolf activity on the Brecons but we will soon have that under control. Warnings of ancient monsters running through our towns and cities is just scaremongering.”