“MEETING PIERS MORGAN WAS A NEW LOW” SAYS DALAI LAMA
Morgan: "I had to set him straight on a few things."
The Dalai Lama, a spiritual leader and source of unending wisdom and support to millions was said to be seeking counselling himself after being subjected to a 15 minute ordeal in which Piers Morgan set him straight on a few things.
The Tibetan Buddhist monk said, “I’ve seen some horrific things in my time touring the world bringing wisdom and enlightenment in the face of people’s unimaginable suffering but meeting Piers Morgan was a new low.”
“Flood, disease and famine, I’ve been present in the worst of times, but nothing could have prepared me for this guy.”
“I had to go for a smoke and neck a couple of stiff drinks to be honest. I usually try to find the good in everyone but he’s just a moronic twat with a massive red face who loves the sound of his voice.”
Piers Morgan, however, reported that the meeting had ‘gone well’.
“He didn’t seem to say much so I gave him a volley of my own opinions. I think he feels more educated and has more wisdom to impart on the masses now he’s met to me.”