KEITH VAZ RESIGNS AFTER SPENDING NIGHT WITH 25 YEAR OLD ESCORT
“Kinky backbencher has fetish for Bedford Rascals” says Westminster Madam
KEITH VAZ HAS QUIT as the chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee after becoming embroiled in a scandal over his use of Escorts.
The married Labour MP today announced he was standing down as chairman of the influential committee after stories about his private life were published in the press.
Peggy Flaps who provided Mr Vaz with the Escort in question said, “Keith’s been coming to me for his Escorts for years, I do most of the Westminster lot.”
“A lot of the constituent MP’s get lonely up in London you see, so there’s always someone looking for some action. Whatever they want I can get for them. Keith favours the Escort although I’ve provided Orion’s and Cortina’s in the past. One kinky backbencher’s got this fetish for Bedford Rascal’s.”
One unnamed Committee member speaking outside Portcullis House this evening said,
“We’ve suspected Keith’s been bang at it for years. When he talks about his powerful man date, we know exactly what he means. Failing to rule Poppers illegal, not criminalising prostitution and voting to retain the free movement of Eastern Europeans into the country was a bit of a giveaway as well to be honest.”