JAMIE THEAKSTON HAS RIFLING ON LOWER COLON ALLOWING HIM TO DUMP ACCURATE LOAD
Popular TV presenter Jamie Theakston's talents seemingly know no bounds after it was revealed there are rifling grooves on his lower colon which means he can dump his load on any target from a 20 yards distance.
A spokesperson for Theakston's management company said, "It's a gift, there's no denying it. His anal canal is like nothing else. He can hit a sixpence with his two bob bits.”
“If the traffic cops work dries up we might look to put an act together for Britain's Got Talent or something. We think Amanda Holden would love it."
It’s thought that Theakston discovered his talented colon after being caught short dog walking.