IRON MAN SHOWS HIS METTLE
Corbyn emulates bloodthirsty ancestors Stalin and Mao with ginger biscuit display
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn showed he's not to be trifled with this week as he displayed a fortitude seen by other legendary left wing dictators, sorry, leaders.
Uncle Joe Stalin, who murdered millions in gulags and summary executions, and Chairman Mao, who starved half his population to death, would have been proud as Corbyn lived up to the reputation of his bloodthirsty ancestors by removing his crumpled linen blazer, pouring another cup of Camomile and REFUSING to leave a meeting of the NEC in stony silence!
We cannot confirm that he mercilessly helped himself to the last of the ginger biscuits while former colleagues bellies rumbled but no-one would be surprised at the capabilities of this ruthless tyrant.
Henchman McDonnell is said to have glared round the room occasionally over the top of his Morning Star to remind would-be dissidents that there may be an Indian burn in the offing.
Corbyn won the day and now the left truly know not to mess with ‘General Jez’.