GEORGE GALLOWAY ENLISTS FLYING SQUAD TO DISRUPT SMITH RALLIES WITH CIGAR SMOKE AND CAT IMPERSONATIONS
Ex Labour gobshite issues stark warning
EX LABOUR GOBSHITE George Galloway has issued a stark warning to those trying to unseat General Jeremy Corbyn as leader of the party.
After a meeting with notorious enforcer John ‘The Boatman’ Mcdonnell, Galloway has been given the green light to enlist hundreds of Corbyn activists in a flying brown shirted squad to disrupt Owen Smith rallies and those opposing the leader.
Galloway insists he means business: “If you try to bring down Corbyn, you’ll have to get round me first. Me and millions like me. Corbyn is real Labour,” adding “Obviously Labour isn’t my party anymore after I was expelled in 2003 and I’ve not got round to filling the form in to re-join after saying I would, but Labour is where my heart is.”
When probed on the tactics he and his new crack squad will be using to control the behaviour of opponents Galloway lowered his voice and said, “I’m not at liberty to discuss the methods at my disposal but let’s just say I can blow a surprising amount of smoke from this cigar and I’ve brushed up on that cat impersonation.”