FARAGE’S BAR-MY ARMY!
Marseille residents treated to shining example of British doggedness
The Brexit campaign was stepped up today as Leave campaigners took their protests to the streets of France.
Residents of Marseille were treated to a shining example of British doggedness as Brexiteers attempted to highlight their campaign by smashing up bars, breaking windows, hurling street furniture and fighting both police and locals.
"We're here displaying the bulldog spirit and showing we can't be pushed around by these cheese eating surrender monkeys," said one protester before running away down the street in show reminiscent of his Grandad legging it at Dunkirk.
"They've convinced me" said local resident Evelyn Deschamps, "the sooner the bloody English bugger off the better."
ISIS spokesman Iqbal killinfidels, "It's brilliant. At first we thought we could use it as a smokescreen but now we realise that they're creating more terror than we ever could!"
Boris Johnson stated it was a clear example of the consequences of EU inflexibility and undemocratic policies. "Berr, uh, bully boys, what, eh? Urrr disgraceful, not cricket, burrrr, time to take control over our hooligans and all that, wibble."