DIANNE ABBOTT HAILS GREAT NIGHT FOR LABOUR AS HER CALCULATIONS SHOW BIG GAINS
'It's been a great night' says crackpot
DIANNE ABBOTT WAS HAILING a great night for the Labour Party last night as by her calculations the party made big gains across the Country in Council elections.
Crackpot Abbott, 59, was quick to offer praise, "My figures show a record turnout of Labour voters in these Council elections and sweeping gains across the Country. It's been a great night."
"By my calculations we've gained shit loads of councils and dealt the Tories a massive blow ahead of the General Election."
Angela Rayner also offered words of encouragement for General Corbyn, "No-one can deny that Jeremy's successfully mobilised the protest vote, now all he needs to do is mobilise it away from us and back to the Tories."
Meanwhile John 'The Boatman' Mcdonnell struck a more chilling note this morning. Peeling off a pair of black leather gloves he said, "There's been some natural wastage, but they were weak councillors and no tears have been shed."