DARTH TRUMP DISPOSES OF ADMIRAL COMEY WITH DEATH CHOKE
Dark Lord spends morning high-fiving his way round Death Star after strategic masterstroke
Lord Darth Trump was celebrating his own strategic brilliance last night as he disposed of First Admiral Comey with a trademark choke hold causing severe asphyxiation.
Comey made the fatal error of questioning Darth Trump's cosy alliance with Emperor Putin but incredibly Trump insists Comin had paid the ultimate price for his bungled attacks on the rebel alliance leader.
A member of Trump's council who wished to remain anonymous told us, "No-one suspects any wrongdoing with Emperor Putin now with this masterstroke. The Dark Lord has been high-fiving his way round the Death Star all morning. No-one will ever dare question his relationship with the Emperor ever again."