CRAZED CLOWN STRIKES FEAR INTO WESTMINSTER
“I hope somebody stops him before he does some real damage” warns terrified victim
THE POLICE WERE SAID to be preparing to crack down on the crazed clowns that are striking fear around the UK.
The unlikely phenomenon, an import from the US, has become the talk of the school playgrounds up and down the land and is keeping police on their toes.
The Met are said to be concerned over one particular clown who has been running amok through Westminster, leaving terror struck victims in his wake.
“I’ve never been so scared in all my life,” said one victim who didn’t want to be named. “One minute I’m standing on the street corner and the next I’m being approached by this oversized bumbling figure tripping over his own shoe laces.”
“He was blundering along mumbling something about Brexit means Brexit. I hope somebody stops him soon before he does some real damage.”