CORBYN MISSING AGAIN
‘He might appear confused’ warns worried colleague
FEARS HAVE BEEN GROWING for Jeremy Corbyn after the Labour Leader disappeared once again.
“We fear for the safety of Jeremy,” said one concerned colleague.
“He’s gone missing before but rarely for this long at an important time. We think he might be confused and ask the public to approach him carefully and with understanding.”
“Someone pointed out to him recently that the job title, ‘leader of the opposition’ offered a clue as to what he should be doing. Leading and opposing. It’s not as if the Tories aren’t giving him enough targets at the moment.”
“Since then though we’ve not seen him. We think he might be wandering alone around the hills of Scotland.”
Members of the public are urged to contact local police if they see Jeremy Corbyn.