CHRIS KAMARA’S PERSONAL DIGNITY AT LOWEST LEVEL SINCE RECORDS BEGAN
“The man will bend over for anyone who waves a tenner at him” confirms expert
CHRIS ‘KAMMY’ KAMARA HAS seen his personal dignity stoop to the lowest levels on record it has been confirmed.
The football pundit’s dignity has always been a source of concern for observers ever since he appeared naked in that advert for a poxy betting company and then showed himself up to be a right twat on soccer Saturday.
But his dignity levels have plummeted to a new low recently as he has once again sold out any stitch of self-respect at the first sight of a few quid with another stupid advert.
“Coming out as the worst one on Soccer Saturday is a massive blow to Chris’s dignity given the strong level of competition from the others on the show,” says Reg Klunge, whose book, ‘Massive Tosspots in the Public Domain’ features Kamara heavily.
“This latest advert though, the one with him as all the characters in the café. The man will literally bend over for anyone who waves a tenner at him. It’s frankly embarrassing.”
“Anyone who thinks he’s a jovial, fun-loving japester needs to have a really long look at themselves. Our research clearly shows he’s a cock.”