CAN WE HAVE OUR RACIST ODDBALLS BACK IN FRINGE PARTIES WHERE THEY BELONG PLEASE ASKS BRITISH ELECTORATE
Knuckle draggers now hidden in plain sight in Tory ranks after Council gains
THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY were left celebrating an historic night after the results of the local elections saw them claiming UKIP council seats for themselves.
But there were calls this morning that this presented a far bigger threat as at least you knew what you were getting with UKIP councillors.
"We never recognised UKIP as a political party in its own right," said Simon Rimjob, Conservative MP for Ealing West, "They're more a think tank for shaping the future direction of the Conservative Party,"
"We've been playing the long game with Farage, Nuttall, Woolfe and the rest of the circus making us appear as moderate."
"They've served their purpose and now we're delighted to welcome them back into our ranks."