BREXIT VOTER TELLING PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK TO ‘GET OVER IT’ STILL HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE VOTED FOR
A Brexit voter who is currently using social media to tell his remain friends to 'move on' and 'get over it' still has no idea what he's actually voted for it emerged yesterday.
"It's done. Get over it,” said Alan from Burslem, “We can all get back to our lives now. It’s time to put the Great back in Great Britain. I’m just about to post a spoof petition on Facebook calling for the England V Iceland game to be replayed because we lost. It’s a right laugh.”
But when asked about the reasons for voting Brexit, Alan is less clear.
“I voted to leave Europe and stop the EU bureaucrats telling us what to do, and to send the Muslim hate preachers back home.”
Alan has an equally informative response when pressed on other key questions such as the timescales for triggering article 50 of the Lisbon Treaty, the potential break-up of the UK, calming the markets or filling the political vacuum in Westminster.
“Brexit won, remain lost. Deal with it.”