BORIS RELUCTANTLY COUGHS UP TO CAMERON ON 30 YEAR OLD BULLINGDON CLUB BET
Silver lining for PM on last day in office
It might be his last day in the job of Prime Minister but David Cameron can console himself today with the news that Boris Johnson owes him a fiver.
According to fellow toff and former Bullingdon Club member Tarquin Arse, Johnson and Cameron have a long standing bet made years ago in the bar at Oxford.
“There was a £5 wager between the two over which of them would have the biggest effect on the Country all the way back when they were just a pair of annoying teenagers with an overbearing sense of entitlement and putting their genitals in livestock.”
“The bet has stood all this time with each one daring to test the strength of the glass ceiling with a more outrageous manoeuvre to be the eventual winner.”
“That has been a contentious point of debate between the two over the last few weeks through the denouement of their political careers with David’s legacy of foodbanks, tuition fees and social injustice versus Boris’ intervention with Brexit, the seismic economic shocks and a rise in hate crime.”
“It’s a close run thing but with David as the architect of the referendum in the first place simply to keep a few noisy dissenters on the back benches quiet, he wins.”
“It could be argued that the last laugh is with Boris though, that £5 note has devalued by a quarter since the vote to leave.”