BOOKIES PAYOUT MILLIONS ON RONALDO CRYING AT EURO FINAL
UK bookies were left counting the cost this morning after paying out on thousands of bets that Ronaldo would cry like a baby before the end of 90 minutes in last night’s Euro 16 final.
“We were flooded with bets on Ronaldo, some for first goal, some for a red card but mostly for him breaking down in floods of tears before the end of the game. It came right in from 20-1 to 4-1 before kick off.”
“The market was a bit generous at the start and there weren’t many cashing in in-play which told its own story. The only person more likely to be crying last night was Paul Pogba’s agent after that sack of shit.”
One happy punter said, “No-one saw Leicester coming at 5000-1 but this was like taking candy off a baby.”