ANGELA RAYNER MODELS NEW DISPATCH BOX BRA
‘I rest my own front bench on dispatch box to avoid back & shoulder pain’ says shadow secretary for Education
THE SHADOW SECRETARY FOR EDUCATION, Angela Rayner has given fellow female MP’s a welcome boost with a new bra design offering outstanding support and relief from discomfort with ‘the dispatch box’.
“Us ladies with a fuller figure in parliament have struggled for years with back and shoulder pain caused by long sessions in the Chamber,” explains Rayner. “But I’ve helped to solve that with my new bra design.”
Well-endowed MP’s can say goodbye to painful straps that dig into the shoulders and overworked upper backs with this new idea which enables female MP’s to rest their own front bench on the dispatch box.
The new design has also been enthusiastically welcomed by Eric Pickles.
“Back when I was a teenage Mum I never thought I’d be sticking it to the Tories from the front bench, but I knew I had to give my blouse constituents the same solid support.”
“The average bra size has increased from a 34C to a 36DD in Parliament in just the last 30 years, with the modest mammories of the likes of evil Thatcher a thing of the past with the likes of me and busty Dianne Abbot bossing the show, making now the perfect time to make a change to the basic bra,” adding “Did I mention I was a teenage Mum?”