ANGELA EAGLE BLAMES MISLAID ‘TO-DO LIST’ FOR LACK OF ACTION
Kegel exercise device returned to ebay seller after she fails to collect from depot
Angela Eagle says she’s all of a tiz at the moment after mislaying her to-do list with all her important business on.
“I’m at sixes and sevens without it. There’s been no bread in the house for the last three days. A couple of weeks ago I sat down and wrote out all the important things I needed to do but I’ve gone and left it on the tube last week, it’s a right pain in the arse.”
“The recycling hasn’t been put out and I missed a dentist appointment yesterday. That bloody Kegel exerciser has gone back to the ebay seller after I never picked it up from the collections depot too. I’m sure there are other things I’m supposed to be getting on with but I’m buggered if I can remember what.”
Her own constituency branch attempted to jog her memory this morning.
“We heard about Angela losing her list and thought it might help to remind her that she definitely included offering Jeremy Corbyn her full support on it, so we’ve gone and done it anyway to save her the trouble,” said a spokesperson.