ANDREA LEADSOM ANNOUNCES GOLDEN POST BREXIT VISION OF FARM LABOURING AND PROSTITUTION
‘We managed to shovel our own pig shit before entering EU’ says god bothering fantasist
Britons should take up the fruit picking, farm labouring and prostitution jobs currently done by EU migrants, god bothering fantasist Andrea Leadsom has suggested.
The environment secretary said she hoped more young people could be encouraged to "engage with countryside matters" and take up jobs and careers in food production.
“Let’s be clear about this,” affirms the Aylesbury harridan, “We managed perfectly well before entering the EU to pick our own fruit and shovel our own pig shit. I’m calling for a return to those more simple times.”
“We need to have options for the millions of young people we’re cutting off at the knees with the Grammar School policy. Those losers are going to need jobs too one day and all I’m saying is let them go to Kent and pick hops, is that so terrible?”
“The girls can find work too in either clothes mending or prostitution. It’s a system that worked for hundreds of years before those meddling Brussels bureaucrats started sticking their oar in.”
A spokesperson for the Unite Trade Union said, “We thank Andrea for those words of comfort. The Nissan workers in Sunderland with their skills in car manufacturing will be glad to hear that they can uproot and move south for some seasonal work on minimum wage and a dose of the clap.”