ALLARDYCE CANCELS WORK WITH NATIONAL CAREERS SERVICE
‘We’ll leave it thanks,’ says service chief
IN THE WAKE OF HIS removal as England Manager last week, Sam Allardyce has been forced into cancelling a series of talks he had lined up with the schools’ career service.
A spokesperson for the National career’s service said, “We thank Sam for his offer to fulfil his obligations to us however, in light of the fact that he lost his dream job for the sake of a grubby unsolicited payment in return for simultaneously undermining his employers and the National game, we’ll leave it thanks.”
"I've been forced to cancel my work in schools advising children on how to get and keep your ideal job,” admits Big Sam, "Everyone knows how passionate I was to be England Manager, so much so that I forgot I actually all about it when someone mentioned 400 grand in the bar at the Mayfair.”